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Joke of the Day

"1890 How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist? (alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended."

"One of my oldest friends is my receding hairline... We go way back."

"I call my dick fun Because it's what girls just want to have!"

"What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery? No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!"

"Made yah look."

"My friend told me Alan Rickman had passed away. I said ""You're joking?"".... ...She replied ""Nope. Dead Sirius."""

"Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads."

"What's it called when you throw Indian food at someone? Naan-aggression."

"Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey? He didn't like getting nailed to the boards."

"Bill Cosby runs into a bar one day. He saves it for later."