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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads."

"How did Jesus feel after the Romans killed him? He felt pretty cross."

"There are 10 kinds of people... ... Those that understand binary, and those that don't :)"

"Took my drivers test high on magic mushrooms. Passed with flying colors."

"I don't need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes"

"I'm not saying I don't like you, but if you had an open wound I'd hand you a salt shaker."

"Why does the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing :D"

"I asked the offspring how to make BBQ taste better Gotta keep em marinated. ...I'll just leave now."

"Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital."