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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery? No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!"

"My Wife's MENU had only two items: 1: Eat it or 2: Leave it."

"You shouldn't eat Xmas decorations You will get tinselitis"

"Roses are grey, violets are grey. I'm a dog."

"*walking in forest* *tree falls and makes a loud noise* WOAH *tree gets up* *tree pull a knife on me* ""You didn't hear SHIT"" *tree runs off*"

"""Yesterday you were 3 Chainz and now it's 5 Chainz,"" Janet cried. ""Where does it stop?"" 8 Chainz frowned. ""14 Chainz doesn't have time for"

"Did you hear about the couple who got married in a gymnasium? It didn't work out."

"What does a Japanese girl ride?? Niisan."

"How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won't be empty."

"I'm not a fan of anal sex with the deceased any more. In fact I only did it once in a blue moon."