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Joke of the Day
"*tries to quietly eat carrot sticks during your funeral*"
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"Heck. Where you're darned to if you don't believe in Gosh."
"I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 pm The clock turned to 12:00 and I thought to myself, ""Same shit, different day."""
"""Hashtag."" #ReplaceAOneWordMovieTitleWithTheWordHashtag"
"LPT: Think content you are looking for has been removed from the internet? Just ask the NSA, They always keep backups!"
"Stupid people are like glow sticks. I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the light comes on."
"I asked my dad who the favourite child was. ""Ask your brother,"" he replied. ""Where is he?"" I asked. He said, ""Buried in the garden."""
"Someone stole all the toilet seats at the station! Authorities have nothing to go on."
"Maybe snakes are always angry cause they don't have arms to hug with :("
"*romantically climbs into your balcony to ask for your wifi password*"