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Joke of the Day

"I'm in Germany. Time to drink precisely one bier (beer) and call every man ""Hans"""

"I'm taking a course with a focus on muscle fatigue. I don't want to talk about it. ...It's a sore subject."

"Sure, I'll cook dinner. How milky do you like your Captain Crunch?"

"I'm trying to convince this guy that 'jesus is the reason for the season' but loansharks have a different perspective"

"why were the rappers late for their flight? they forgot tupac"

"What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay? My zipper."

"Nursing Problems As a Nurse, its my job to have patients - Oh the irony in how the 'patients' have absolutely no patience for me. My job is to save your ass..(colonoscopy etc.) Not Kiss It. :D"

"Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter? Because she was a little tart."

"Sorry I ruined your surprise party by telling everyone it was an intervention"

"What did the cannibal get when he was late to dinner? The cold shoulder"