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Joke of the Day

"Dad: Son do u know why we named you Titanic Hitting an Iceberg? Titanic Hitting an Iceberg: Because I w Dad: BECAUSE YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT"

"Hey kids, remember the feeling you got when you cleaned your room without being asked and no one noticed? That's what adulthood's like."

"If The Bachelor was realistic they'd ask each other where they want to go out to eat and then never make a decision."

"I've just brought a donut shaped pancake.... Holy Crepe."

"Shoutout to that one time I confused narcolepsy and necrophilia during a job interview."

"I remember the last thing my grandfather ever said to me before he kicked the bucket... He said ""Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"How many dead prostitutes we need to change a lightbulb ? Certainly not three, because in my basement is still dark."

"Did you hear about the agnostic scientist who had twins? She had one of them baptised, the other one is the control."

"What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600? An Atari 2600 has more game. :)"

"How do Jewish turtles greet each other? Shellom."