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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere."

"Love is that really warm feeling that starts from the tips of your fingers and goes towards the bottom of your hand. Oh no wait that's glove"

"Why did Michael Jackson invent the Moonwalk? It was a great way to get out of kids' bedrooms unheard."

"One time, Helen Keller fell down a well She screamed her hands off"

"Man, boobs are amazing!"

"Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day."

"Just one time I wanna see The Bachelor get a cold sore"

"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Dejav."" ""Dejav who?"" *knock knock* *edit : thanks a lot for appreciating the stupidity"

"Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one."

"LPT: Converting your dishwasher into a snow blower! Give the bitch a shovel!"