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Joke of the Day

"Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day."

"There was an unbelievably close finish in this years ""Shemale of the year"" contest. It was a Thai."

"There are 3 types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't."

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."

"An Amnesiac Walks Into... An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, ""So, do I come here often?"""

"So drunk that if Dracula bit my neck right now, he'd get a Bloody Mary."

"A doe walks out of the woods.... A doe walks out of the woods, shakes herself off and says, ""Well. I'll never do THAT for two bucks again.""."

"I played a piano duet with myself... it was a Heart and Soulo"

"Holiday typo: ""give my beast to your lovely wife!"""

"That whole Ray Rice elevator incident... took him to the lowest level."