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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when you go for a run and your boobs start to bounce up and down.......and you're a guy."

"I just got the biggest idea for a joke! Then I realized it was my dick. No seriously check this one out: ""I dont want to sound like an asshole, but ppfdrtrrtrt *fartnoises*"""

"[date] HER: the last guy i went out with was as boring as a sack of potatoes ME: [gets up from table] my son is a potato"

"I loaned my friend $15K for plastic surgery... And now I don't know what he looks like."

"Why were the coal miners confident of Theodore Roosevelt ? He threatened their boss to use his big stick."

"My wife sure is picky for someone who married me."

"Shout out to all my people with split personality disorder You know who you are"

"Jokes about vaginas are disgusting... Period."

"I'm thinking about buying a greyhound, don't know what the wife is going to say so I'll run it by her first."

"[car dealership] ""Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?"" *Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* ""Oh."""