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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when you go for a run and your boobs start to bounce up and down.......and you're a guy."

"I want a polka band at my funeral. I'm the one who's dead, let 'em suffer."

"Fantasy: We run in slow motion toward each other across an open field. Her side is mined."

"I thought I had lice. Then I remembered I was in an Asian restaurant."

"A man was at a HIV volunteer center... ...to give a motivational talk to the patients He told them they need to stay positive. Not surprise he got kicked out shortly after"

"My favorite selfies are the ones people post of themselves looking off in the distance, like they didn't realize they were taking a selfie"

"What do the English and Welsh have in common? Kids are their definition of a good time."

"Hey, Reddit. Time for Michael Jackson / Liz Taylor jokes! Go! Please. I can't think of one and I can just sense that this topic is ripe."

"Nic Cage was a straight A highschool student but he slacked off one semester. When he got his report card, he shouted ""Bs! Not the Bs!"""

"Form Corbas En hassas ogunumuz olan Aksam Yemegi bize daha cok agrlk veren ve kilo aldrma ihtimalini en yuksek buldugumuz ogundur."