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Joke of the Day

"Suggested Thanksgiving Conversation starters: ""Which God are we thanking again?"" You're welcome :)"

"The longest joke in the world it's actually longer than allowed on reddit so here's a link: http://longestjokeintheworld.com/"

"The secret of recent explosion of Antares rocket The decades old Soviet rocket engines it used were engineered to fly TO America, not AWAY from it."

"You wanna know who sounds like an owl?"

"The nice thing about being a pessimist is that in the end you are either pleasantly surprised or you have the satisfaction of knowing you were right all along."

"A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece ofcelery up his nose. The doctor told him he wasn't eating right."

"What does Jared from Subway have in common with McDonald's? They put their meat in 10 year old buns."

"Tear drop tattoos should only be for people with a lazy eye so we know which one to look at."

"Which came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken of course, an egg cannot cum! Made this up in my sleep sorry if offends any egg lovers.."

"Don't go chasing waterfalls. *turns on tap* We have their children. They will come to us."