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Joke of the Day

"Suggested Thanksgiving Conversation starters: ""Which God are we thanking again?"" You're welcome :)"

"How is medusa like weed? She makes people stoned."

"What disorder will Spiderman get as he ages? Peter Parkinsons"

"What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office."

"What do you call an immigrant without green card that can't see Illegally blind"

"The propellor of a plane is actually a giant fan for the pilot When the fan stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating"

"My wife sent me out looking for a hard to find French cheese... It's called camofromage. Sorry this joke is so cheesy, but my kid thought it was Gouda."

"What's the difference between a Clinton inauguration and a Wu-Tang reunion? There's a chance of another Wu-Tang Reunion happening."

"What do you call a Canadian pimp? Jose (hoes eh?)"

"How does a farmer send messages? By e-i-e-i-o-mail."