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Joke of the Day

"A black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar... The bartender asks, ""What can I get you Mr. President?"" ;-P"

"Did you guys hear about the football player who hits women? No the other one. No the other one."

"A magician walks down the street and turns into a bar. Voila!"

"What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? A rooster will say cock a doodle do! But a hooker will say any cock will do!"

"What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga? 'I want Samoa!'"

"What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds? The coming of the lord"

"What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle? A trike"

"What does Neil Degrasse Tyson call orgies... ...the big bang courtesy of reds"

"May be behind but what do you call a Curiosity with only 2 wheels Bi-curious"

"My cat was bitten by a squirrel and I have to suck the rabies out before she slips into a double cheese burger. --how I cancel dates"