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Joke of the Day

"What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly."

"I'm celebrating international women's day by not having my wife make me a sandwich today. I'm going to Subway and having Rachel make it instead."

"Psychoanalysis is nothing sinister There's really nothing to be afreud of."

"Self Detonation is a real blast.. Or so I've heard.. C4 yourself."

"Clearly something went amiss when I said I liked an animal in the bedroom and he showed up with a raccoon."

"What is the best gift to give a gay geneticist? designer genes"

"A group of crows is called a murder. A group of people walking slowly in front of me at the store is called a motive."

"2 pacs of eminems for 50 cents? Man that's Ludacris"

"Auto correct changed ""mingle"" to ""mangle,"" and now I've been uninvited to a Superbowl party."

"What is the biggest compliment you can pay at a gay bar? Pushing in somebody's stool."