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Joke of the Day

"I asked an Indian man how to make his amazing Naan bread. He was like ""Naan of your buisiness bitch!"""

"I like my women the way i like my luxury cars Blacked out"

"My problem with profanity is that..... It's mother fucking dusgusting"

"I had to go get a mole removed today God knows how he got up there!"

"Every time I think I've got the perfect family they escape."

"One woodworm met another. ""How's life?"" she asked. ""Oh same as usual"" he replied ""boring."""

"If I am farther than you in candy crush I will automatically think im smarter than you."

"Did you hear that Hillary dropped out of the presidential race? They did a colonoscopy and found out she had a brain tumor."

"What do you call an Asian-Indian man, who is standing on one leg? Balan Singh"

"My mum told me to stop tickling my little brothers feet. Apparently I should wait until he is born."