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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Asian-Indian man, who is standing on one leg? Balan Singh"

"""Doctors report a new super effective painkiller."" Its axed shaped for splitting headaches!"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter because they can't change anything."

"7/11 was a part time job"

"Mother: ""Why are you home from school so early?"" Son: ""I was the only one who could answer a question."" Mother: ""Oh really? What was the question? Son: ""Who threw the eraser at the principal?"""

"Did you hear about the heroin addict who accidentally injected food coloring? They say he dyed in vein."

"The news from Australia yesterday was terrifying That poor Muslim guy, I'd hate to be trapped in a room full of Australians too."

"Guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm. His wife's standing there. He says ""This is the pig I've been fucking""."

"UPS, FedEx, and DHL trucks should play a jingle like ice cream trucks so we know when our packages are coming."

"I have a riddle for you. There are two doors, one leads to heaven, the other leads to hell. There are two guards, the guard to hell always tells a lie, and the guard to heaven is Shakira's hips."