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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Asian-Indian man, who is standing on one leg? Balan Singh"

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 13 years!"

"Witch: Doctor doctor I don't feel well. Doctor: Don't worry you'll just have to go to bed for a spell."

"Where did the hamburger go to dance? The Meatball"

"Where does a person with one leg work? IHOP"

"Sue: I'm off to the hairdressers, what sort of cut would make me look beautiful? *giggles* Stan: A power cut."

"Like that scene in 'The Revenant' where Leo is mauled by the bear but it's just me at your wedding reception dancing with your grabby aunt."

"Two old guys were chatting in the park. ""You know, my wife and I were happy for 40 years,"" said one guy. ""What happened?"" asked the other guy. ""We met,"" sighed the first."

"I'd rather look back at my life and say ""I can't believe I did that"" instead of saying,. ""I wish I did that."""

"Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar? They each got 6 months."