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Joke of the Day
"I had to go get a mole removed today God knows how he got up there!"
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"Obama says he supports gay marriage because his views have ""evolved."" Republicans unsure which half of the sentence to get more angry about."
"Where do stoner cars store their weed? In potholes."
"How do you stop a rhino from charging? You take away its USB cable."
"Diagnosing myself on WebMD after smoking a joint is a terrible idea, i always end up with HIV and I probably just have gas (and now anxiety)"
"What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins ""Once upon a time ..."" A southern fairytale begins ""Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."""
"The Energizer Bunny stole the Morton's girl umbrella. It was assault with battery!"
"CNN: ""Chess grandmaster, 20, dies in parkour balcony fall"" Shoulda castled earlier."
"Geek humor: Thanks for the upgrade... You turned my floppy disk into a solid state."
"Why was Anakin Skywalker king of the pub crawl? Because he killed all the Yuenglings."