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Joke of the Day
"That worked out so much differently in my head. - an autobiography"
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"I recently found out that my aunt is both a bigot and illiterate when... she refused to shop at the local fabric store because they were having a sale, but it was only for muslins."
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"If I had a dollar for every gender that exists.... I'd have two dollars."
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