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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentacles."
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"Don't follow Rockin Robin on twitter Apparently all he does is tweet tweet tweet"
"What state is a person in when they've just been made fun of sexually on the internet? E-reckt"
"""Don't Kid Yourself"" would be the greatest brand name for birth control pills."
"If you want an adrenaline rush, you should go camping... It's in tents."
"Piracy is killing the music industry. You try playing the guitar with a hook."
"A guy came up to me in the gym. ""How the hell did you get a body like that?"" he asked. ""Thanks,"" I said, ""That's very flattering."" He said, ""Not really mate."""
"What do you call an African who plays 10 pin bowling online? Ebola."
"""Click to read this man's secret to incredible 6 pack abs!"" *click* article: hard work, diet, & exercise me: I have never felt more betrayed"
"TIL Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 per cent TL;DR It was wedding cake"