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Joke of the Day
"Piracy is killing the music industry. You try playing the guitar with a hook."
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"It's all fun and games It's was all fun and games until Trump got elected. Now it's a riot!"
"A surface topologist sits in a coffee shop thinking deeply about his research... he takes a sip from his doughnut."
"What do you do if a bird shits on your head? Don't go out with her again!"
"Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore..... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband."
"Vagina jokes are not funny... Period."
"Yo mama so fat... that when she has threesomes the dudes never meet."
"Donald Trump has decided to take just $1 as his salary for the job of the President instead of the usual 400,000. That man would do just about anything to avoid paying the taxes."
"""Eat the booty like groceries"" -Albert Einstein"
":* `*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar * `*:. HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!"