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Joke of the Day
"Finders, Keepers I saw this cool mine selling shop in Iraq."
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"What did Cinderella say while waiting for her photos? Someday my prints will come"
"I didn't think a McDonald's Happy Meal would fill me up, but it did... OMG, I ATE THE TOY!"
"How do you make Holy Water? Boil the Hell out of it!"
"Did you guys hear about that circus fire? It was in tents"
"Couldn't stop farting...so i went to the Doctors I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite"
"I started volunteering with children today. Should I use anti-bacterial hand gel, or is spraying them in the face with Lysol enough?"
"*sips some coffee & interrupts break room conversation* ""Technically we're all under the weather today unless you're an astronaut in orbit"""
"How come sneezes get a ""God Bless You"" but coughs get a cold unflinching silence?"
"how do you call a white racist whitler"