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Joke of the Day
"Finders, Keepers I saw this cool mine selling shop in Iraq."
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"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her? Because she's Transparent."
"I have qualities of both Albert Einstein and Arnold Schwarzenegger Body of Einstein, brain of Schwarzenegger"
"How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips? Just a Daesh."
"What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper"
"Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car? She got tired of all that Cruise control."
"I flip off the rollercoaster camera, then buy a mug with the picture on it, ride it again, flip off the camera again while sipping my mug"
"Why were all the gays winning poker in the 40's? Because they had to keep a straight face"
"Marriage after kids is basically two zookeepers arguing about who has to clean up the monkey poop on a daily basis."
"Fight Club I went to my first fight club meeting last night, I showed up late so I missed the first few rules but it was awesome I love fight club cant wait for the next meeting"