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Joke of the Day

"I swear if I see one more tweet about 11/11/11 being once in A life time I will snap. Every date is once in a life time! That how time works"

"Q: Why did the condom fly across the room? A: It was pissed off."

"Why are the Mexicans building a wall? To keep Donald trump out of mexico"

"Are you alone? Because you're showing high interest."

"Why did the train engineer go on a rampage? He had a loco-motive."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints!"

"God, grant me the serenity to yell at immigrant children, the courage to still say I'm a Christian, and the ignorance to not get the irony."

"I wonder if the views of a color blind person depend on the circumstances of the scenario Or if they just see the world in black and white."

"I have CDO It's like OCD, but the letters are in order. Like they should be."

"A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk right into a bar. The Buddhist ducks."