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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a dj gets a blowjob while he's on the air? Radiohead."

"I'm taking my kid to an aquarium today. (I'm putting my kid in the closet with Sponge Bob videos)"

"1:40am. I get up to pee and step on a squeaky dog toy. He grabs a bat by the bed and yells, ""Fried chicken!"" So are the days of our lives."

"Once the president of Taiwan gave a speech for two hours He burned a fuse"

"Whats the only problem with eating vegetables? Getting them back in their chair."

"Just got back from seeing a chiropractor that guy cracks me up"

"fat girls with small boobs are the reason i have trust issues"

"It's nice finding people from our past. I'm still trying to find the girl from elementary school that couldn't stop sucking her thumb."

"Show Jumping Some people call it ""Show Jumping"" I like to call it *Sarah Jessica Parkour*"

"Never trust an atom. They make up everything. ;)"