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Joke of the Day
"""Don't let your inner child die!"" could be a slogan for an anti abortion campaign."
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"Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall? For the Halibut."
"What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty? Faith lifts"
"*tries to quietly check the football score during a home invasion"
"What did one banana say to another banana? I find you a-peeling"
"If someone doesn't text u back it's certainly bc whatever u texted them was so stupid that it destroyed whatever relationship u may have had"
"What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby? The dead baby can feed a family of four."
"Therapist: do u communicate with your kids? Me: my son stays in his room all day & never speaks Therapist [looks at notes]: the 5 week old?"
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool."
"BDSM while being dressed as a Knight is my absolute weakness. You can say that it is a Kink in my Armour."