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Joke of the Day

"Reddit, what is your best one-two line joke? I heard one recently, what do you get when you put TNT in a bra? Tit bits."

"Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd Never Forget"

"What is Jared Fogle's favorite meat in his Subway subs? 9 year old weiners"

"Girl at party tells me that ""That wasn't funny"". Her review was biased one, as she was the subject of ""That"" that ""wasn't funny""."

"What's the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a ""quickie"", only you do it yourself."

"I just had Ebola cereal."

"a little known fact A little known fact but 6 out of 7 dwarfs ain't Happy......"

"How does Michael J Fox take his martinis? Shaken. Not stirred"

"Asian people, when surprised, look similar to white people who are staring into the sun"

"I thought it would be good idea to charge my Note 7 and make a call at the same time. Boy did that blow up in my face."