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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix a penis with a potato? A dick-tater"
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"A guy goes to the doctor to get his prostate exam during the exam the guy turns and says to the doctor ""will you stick another finger up my ass? I need a second opinion"""
"12013 B.C.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing 2013 A.D.: You might run into cougars while out clubbing"
"Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv? Because in space, no one can hear you stream."
"Why couldn't Pinocchio get a date on craigslist because everyone wanted ""no strings attatched"""
"I like my women like I like my bikes. Chained up and locked down in my garage."
"Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language."
"Why do white girls help fight heartburn? Because they're so basic."
"What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese? Rastafriedrice"
"Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas"