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Joke of the Day

"Guy Who Invented the Jet Engine: this will revolutionize the travel industry Guy Who Really Hates Geese: yeah that too"

"What if Titanic was real and not just a movie? Crazy to think about"

"A cliff in the desert A man told his son to jump off a cliff in the desert. Don't worry, it was Sahara - chasm."

"I was going to make a joke about anal sex... ...butt fuck it."

"coworker: Do you want a plate? me [carrying 2 pieces of cake out of the break room] For what?"

"What is the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face"

"I got stuck in a tornado once It sucked"

"Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says ""I'll have h2o"" The second scientist says ""I'll have a water"" The first scientist goes back home and rethinks his assassination plan."

"So, two neutrinos walk through a bar..."

"Good steak jokes are rare They are a rare medium well-done"