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Joke of the Day

"coworker: Do you want a plate? me [carrying 2 pieces of cake out of the break room] For what?"

"I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking."

"Want to hear a funny abortion joke? Sorry, couldn't conceive one."

"My friend claims that he is a really good boxer. He doesn't strike me as one."

"in these hard times, it's crucial to stay as positive as Charlie Sheen"

"Why are vaginas called beavers? because beavers eat wood"

"I thought i ran away from the Tomatoes I really didn't think they would ketchup."

"What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret"

"AI walks to the human AI: ""I relieve you, sir!"" Human: ""I am relieved."""

"I just bought something with money at a store. Now I'm taking it home. I guess it's true: you get what you pay for."