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Joke of the Day

"Pssst, what's the answer to question number 5? umm, dude this is a voting booth."

"I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds..."

"Two elephants and a snake jumped off a cliff... Boom Boom Tsss"

"Shoulder Devil: So I say ""Go on--do it!"" And the moron does it! Shoulder Angel: What an idiot! Me: You guys know I can hear you, right?"

"What is the friend zone? It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend."

"So I made up a new word: Ask-hole; someone who constantly asks for your advise then does the opposite of what you told them."

"What did the lady archaeologist say I have a ""bone"" to pick with you"

"Nerd play Q:What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con? A: Close encounters of the nerd kind"

"What do you call a strongheaded female rapper, and a flatulent Spanish woman? One's a Queen Latifah, and one's a Queef Latina."

"Paris Hilton should make another sex tape with two black guys and call it [Niggas in Paris](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfM_wS7qYfY)"