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Joke of the Day

"So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply because the wrong person will often say all the right things."

"What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool? Sinko :D"

"INTERVIEWER: Says here you have sloth-like reflexes? ME: *calls interviewer 3 years later* That is correct."

"It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. I've learned to hate fun because I want a super buff face."

"What do you call two physicians? Paradox."

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep."

"I met a girl at a club last night and she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.69 seconds."

"i just realized there are more toes in the world than people"

"Yo' mama is so fat, when she walked by the TV I missed 3 episodes."

"Seems like most rioting in the world happens in the countries with the least bacon."