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Joke of the Day
"Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately."
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"It's going to be so disappointing if we ask aliens about crop circles and they're just like, ""We hate corn."""
"What's the difference between a Therapist and The Rapist? Just a little space"
"TIL: Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans."
"Son: DAD! There's a mobster under my bed! Me: Aaw, cute. You mean monster? Son: No [from under the bed] ""Whatcha gonna do 'bout it big guy?"""
"This coworker is about to find out walking around smiling on a Monday always leads to workplace accidents."
"Your 'Chemistry' with your girlfriend is great if you remember her 'Periodic Table'."
"I've already received over 150 RSVPs to my Halloween Shindig... It's going to be a Monster Party."
"""Honey, don't try to feed ice cream to the Christmas tree,"" is a thing I literally just said."
"Whats a sugar free drink's favorite abbreviation? 0mg"