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Joke of the Day

"Why does a chicken coup only have two doors? If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan."

"Why'd the hipster burn his mouth? He had his soup before it was cool."

"why can,t you trust a Atom Because thay make up every thing"

"he's my french step dad... i call him my faux pa."

"What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul."

"What did the ghost say to the prostitute? You're a horror!"

"What if im actually attractive and hot girls just think im out of their league?"

"What car does a japanese girl love to ride Nee-san"

"5 Arabs are sitting around looking at pictures of thier kids One says to the others they blow up so fast!!"

"Coworker: What did you do on vacation? Me: Didn't come to work. Coworker: I know that! Me: Good. Glad you understand how vacations work."