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Joke of the Day
"Not all wood floats Natalie wood, for example."
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"Ladies stop looking for a man to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job."
"I don't have a problem with man buns You used to have to talk to someone for 3 or 4 minutes to figure out if he's a fuckhead"
"My wife just got an IUD. She says her period will only last about a day now. I said, ""there's gotta be strings attached."""
"What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby? I don't use sugar in my signature cookies."
"What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!"
"The junkie tried but couldn't quit All of his efforts were in vein"
"Guy on this bus just congratulated his friend for having a birthday. Indeed, congratulations are in order for this unique accomplishment"
"Best Blonde Joke Ever What is the funniest blonde joke you've ever heard?"
"Nothing brings a family closer at graduation than a flask."