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Joke of the Day

"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? ...Because Burger King didn't wrap his whopper"

"Sometimes it's better to keep using the wrong key until you find the right lock."

"Having the worst day ever. All traffic lights I passed were green so I had to stop on the side of the road to check my Facebook."

"Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses? Ebay."

"""If two wrongs don't make a right, what do two rights make?"" An Airplane"

"Did you hear about the engineer who was trying to truncate a table? They say his technique was cutting-edge"

"Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because their heads are so far from their bodies."

"1997: Skynet becomes self-aware 2029: T-1s are sent to kill Sarah Connor 2034: Warranty expires on T-1s. 99% of them break down within hours"

"The Lannister family... Is so inbred that they are one step away from being sandwiches."

"I got asked out by 7 girls today... I was in the girls washroom."