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Joke of the Day
"I'm addicted to algebra I can't **function** without it!"
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"Joakim noah injury It is a shame what happened to him, the amount of injuries this NBA season is to damn high! Edit: was informed his face was always like that."
"Don't you hate it, when you offer someone help and the other person says yes"
"What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head? A towel head."
"WIFE: Did you buy eggs? ME: Even better. I bought a goat. W: How is that better? M: *stares confusedly for a full minute* How is it not?"
"What does a pickle use to make bread? Dill Dough."
"Yo mama so fat.... When she sees a school bus with white kids, she yells ""TWINKIE"""
"*empties an ice cube tray in the Arctic* ""You're free now."""
"A man goes to the gas station ... and ask the guy who works there: ""How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?"" The boy stumbles: ""Well euhm ... nothing I guess."" ""Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"""
"I'M POOPING MY PANTS I MEAN I'M PUKING MY PANTS I MEAN I'M PEEING MY PANTS I REALLY DONT WANT THESE PANTS ANYMORE."