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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Mayweather and a Lotto winner The Lotto winner has to make an effort for his money"

"Hooters sucks! Feed you messy ass hot wings presented by one the hottest skimpiest dressed big boobed blonde. Its like they're daring to go to the bathroom and jack off."

"What's 50 Cents name in Zimbabwe? 400 million."

"what would happen if all the rattatas died? They would be eraticated"

"What street do you put a lesbian restaurant on? Eater Route"

"The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a? small medium at large."

"When I bring a girl back to my bedroom, I tell her ""this is where the magic happens"", then I pull a rabbit out of a hat."

"why don 't women wear watches? there's a clock on the stove"

"It's so rude when someone's phone goes off in class. Some of us are trying to sleep."

"This one time I farted in an Apple Store.. ...and everyone got mad. But, hey, it's not my problem they don't have *Windows*."