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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1000 people."
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"I have learned to accept that my parents are ""Santa,"" but I still have no idea how they get to all those other houses."
"What do you call a Black-Asian? Hung"
"We see you, guy who ""doesn't want any pizza,"" contributes no money, then eats 6 slices when it arrives. We see you, and God sees you."
"What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire? They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises."
"Trump is like Hurricane Matthew The media is talking about it nonstop. Nobody knows how bad it's going to be, but you can't help shake your head at the Floridan who ignores the warning."
"Literally nothing has had less of an impact towards changing my life than that inspirational quote you posted on social media."
"Scientist My findings are pointless when taken out of context. Media Scientist claims ""findings are pointless"""
"If you listen to Nicki Minaj backwards, you'll hear the illuminati's plans What's worse, if you listen to it forward, it's Nicki Minaj"
"Windows 7, windows 8, windows 10, Why did they skip 9? Because, 7 8 9..."