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Joke of the Day

"This one time I farted in an Apple Store.. ...and everyone got mad. But, hey, it's not my problem they don't have *Windows*."

"What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends? Hearing AIDS."

"What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese? Gruyeauuuurrrrrrrrrr"

"I got in touch with my inner self today. I'm never using cheap toilet paper again."

"Why did the Chicken cross road? With rice."

"Gonna get my girlfriend a pickaxe for Valentine's Day. Because she's a Minor"

"A flying insect exploded in my kitchen ... it must of been a jihaddy longlegs."

"I have no business with you, unless behind the bushes."

"It's never worth getting into an argument about creationist Adam & Eve versus evolution You're just comparing apples and origins"

"Fifty Shades of Grey. In anticipation for the release of Fifty Shades of Grey, many theaters have installed more powerful ventilation systems to compensate for the smell."