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Joke of the Day

"When a spambot tells you to click a link to take an IQ test, that *is* the IQ test."

"Tomorrow is the 4th of July which means one thing, it's going to be a really big day for nail art Instagram photos."

"My friend and I went to a guitar clinic recently. He really seemed to be into it. I guess it struck a chord with him."

"Why didn't the girl cross the street? She didn't have the balls"

"Why are jewish people's noses so big Because air is free"

"best joke When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it"

"I'd like to say some wise and meaningful shit, but the fact I just referred to it as ""shit"" shows just how meaningful I can be."

"What are you listening to? The Who Who? Yes You're listening to Yes? No The Who Oh I like them No not Them. The band is The Who. The Band?"

"I got a new job working in an underwear factory I'll be pulling down 800 a week"

"I used to be embarrassed by my facial hair, but it grew on me."