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Joke of the Day
"Technically, it's only cannibalism if you eat the top half of the mermaid, your honour."
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"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They're all to busy beating the room for being black!"
"Hear about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old..."
"FYI wearing camouflage at your desk so no one sees you masturbating doesn't work."
"I don't play guitar, but I sure would pluck your G-string."
"What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas Eve !"
"What's the different between England and a tea bag? A tea bag last longer in the cup"
"My neighbor poked my eyeball out so I asked for an iPhone 7 as a compensation An i for an eye as they say"
"*maintains eye contact with coworker while licking a yogurt lid for seventeen minutes*"
"What did the priest say when watering his garden? Let us spray."