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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open."

"It wasn't much fun having a broken neck, but now I can look back and laugh."

"What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for? Fo Drizzle!"

"Why did Beethoven love playing low notes. Higher notes weren't worth the the treble."

"Marriage is like Disneyland. Magical at first but then you realize that there's someone else in the Mickey suit."

"Lindt have done well this Christmas They've made a killing"

"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything"

"Religious gardening rising in popularity with today's youth. Parents around the nation are alarmed at their teens obsession with Sects and Violets."

"With his campaign struggling, Ben Carson seeks to appeal more to a mainstream and humanize himself with a new campaign slogan... Once you go black, you never go back. Carson 2016"

"Light a fire for a man, he'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."