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Joke of the Day
"""You can tell the quality of a person by how they treat people they don't need."""
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"I'm worried about my girlfriend recently... I'm always worried if shes eating well, sleeping well, or if she exists at all."
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"There are two types of people in the world. Those who understand ROT26... ...and those who don't."
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"Ted: ""Dad, why don't I have a middle name?"" Dad: ""Actually son, Ted is your middle name. Your first name is Adop"""
"I sell balloons for $1 each, or if you want them blown up it's $1.20. I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation."
"A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Their lack of faith due to God forsaking mankind has driven them to alcoholism."
"I like my women the way I like my milk... Four months old and smelling like fish."
"What type of car explodes? A Talivan."