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Joke of the Day

"I fucked a girl with one leg last night Probably should have used my cock http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2j7aff/z/cl9844o"

"Butter and Blonde"

"What does a guy want more than anything in the world? It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first."

"(If you can't guess the obvious punch line, be warned its messed up) ....What's the best part of having sex with twentynine year olds!?... There's 20 of them"

"That awkward moment when you realize that the nursery rhyme never said that Humpty Dumpty was an egg..."

"How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue? Have everybody chip in."

"""She's smart, has a great personality, an unbelievable body, and she makes an amazing duckface in pictures."" - No man ever"

"What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college? Coagulations!"

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a bad skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*"

"Wanna know why I prefer sponge cakes to Jesus? Because sponge cake doesn't take 3 days to rise."