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Joke of the Day
"What's the most dangerous part about Scrabble It's all fun and games until someone loses an I"
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"The hardest part about breaking up with your Japanese girlfriend... Is that you have to drop the bomb twice.."
"its macaroni and cheese not macaroni and steve"
"How to run faster: 1. Drink a lot of water 2. Wait till u have to pee 3. Start running You're welcome"
"The makers of Dr Pepper are changing their recipe, using less expensive ingredients. The new soda will be called, Nurse Practicioner Pepper."
"[wife frantically searching the house] Have you seen the kids, I've looked everywhere [me napping on couch] OMG HOW LONG HAVE WE HAD KIDS"
"I'm so stoned........ It took me three tries to turn out the bathroom light. Turns out the toilet flush handle does not control the lights."
"How much of a difference is there between the penis and testis? A vas deferens."
"Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't."
"What swims slightly faster than a shark? The Little Mermaid on her period."