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Joke of the Day
"Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !"
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"Stop making jokes about gay guys. Come on guys. im also fucking serious guys. its so *hard* making gay jokes and hoping you wont get lower karma, butt fuck it."
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"What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids? Inconceivable."
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"Women can't seem to resist my charms. What? They're magically delicious."
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"A True Nymphomaniac Convention. Everyone came."
"whenever i watch the tv show Friends, i imagine im the seventh friend, Dirk, who just stays home while all his friends do stuff without him"