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Joke of the Day

"Houses in detroit are a lot like cheap ugly hookers... Only $1, but still no one wants them."

"Why do some birds fly south for the winter? Its to far to walk."

"What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems? Clowns Without Borders."

"My wife doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. This is all I'm spending for her Christmas present. So far she's getting a McChicken."

"I'll admit, ever since I saw Psycho as a kid I've felt a tiny bit nervous each time I kill someone in the shower."

"Mother tells her computer geek son, ""Go get a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."" So he goes, and returns with 6 cartons of milk."

"A mexican and black person have a car race. They both end up going over a cliff and die. Who won the race? Society."

"What was left after Pavarotti passed away? 20"

"I will not believe a thing posted on this entire website tomorrow (today for some of you in the world) Fucking April 1ST."

"What do you call a meth-head that's been up for 2 weeks? A two-weeker"