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Joke of the Day

"A Chinese kid was born before the due date..So his parents named him ""Sudden Lee!"""

"The girl that just walked by gave my dog a double take like she thought she might've gone to high school with him."

"Every time I clean out my fridge, I get pissed off about the stuff I forgot to eat."

"In 1466, Dracula started eating 16-year-old virgins. In 2015, he died of starvation."

"What is feared by jailbirds and splits light into different colors? Prism rape."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To move out of range of North Korea's long ranged missiles."

"Do you have a go-to joke to tell someone who is clearly having a bad day?"

"Almost Is Never Enough Ariana Grande VINE Alyssa Light for link video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjAa6GX8AXw"

"Me: ""Can I have a few extra days off before Christmas?"" Boss: ""It's May."" Me: ""Sorry, may I have a few days off before Christmas?"""

"""No more self-deprecating tweets,"" I whisper fatly."