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Joke of the Day

"I was wondering why my laptop saying Hello And Hello And then I remembered.... It's a dell"

"Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying."

"Q: Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? A: Because it was all in vein."

"I'm too afraid of downloading PC sonic games C'mon, that creepypasta does not .exest!"

"Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!"

"Do you know why you will never go hungry in the desert? Because of the sand which is there. *edit: because of the sandwiches there....."

"Is it wrong to make change from the collection plate? Asking for a friend."

"Knock Knock Knock, Knock. Who's there? Horton. Horton, who? Horton Hears A Who."

"I used to complain about the bright car lights in my rear view mirror I removed it awhile ago, and haven't looked back since."

"[spelling bee] Your word is ""spider"" Can you use it in a sentence? ""A spider has eight eyes."" [kid smiles] Spider. S-P-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-D-E-R"