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Joke of the Day

"I was wondering why my laptop saying Hello And Hello And then I remembered.... It's a dell"

"New research A new research suggests that idiots look for a joke in everything."

"Went to a restaurant. The sign said ""breakfast anytime."" So I ordered French toast during the renaissance"

"I say: ""No, sorry. I'm not on Facebook at all."" They hear: ""I live amongst hill people where The Goat we worship has forbidden friendship."""

"My girlfriend is kind of like Pandora. Everyone once and a while I just have to let it know I'm still listening even though its all just noise at this point."

"I used to have black friends. Until my dad sold them all."

"waiter and customer Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. - And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!"

"The Egg Race Who came in first? The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second? The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last? That would be the baked egg."

"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny."

"Imagine being the sound guy when Drake's rapping about doing it all on his own with no help. He must be like ""wow um oook?"""