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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas? A seasoned veteran"

"Dear Lord, Thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat and the good deal I got buying them in bulk at Costco. RA-MEN!"

"Why did the pedophile get a job at the bakery? because he likes his buns fresh from the oven."

"I wanted to build a camp for kids with ADD. But I got shut down for calling it a concentration camp."

"What did the number 0 say to 8. Nice belt."

"teacher asked a boy ............ if you have ten chocolates and you give 2 to girl on first bench 3 to second and 5 to last bench girl then what will be left for you reply : three new girl friends"

"Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!"

"So I shot an elephant in my pajamas.. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."

"The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out."

"Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war."