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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a moan and a scream? About 3 inches"
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"Timing. Why don't Norwegians tell good jokes?"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.70 a packet and deer nuts are under a buck"
"I like to make things awkward on first dates just by shouting ""wrong hole!!"" at inappropriate times, like when you're eating."
"I met a bisexual swing the other day It swung both ways."
"Whats a trilby clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?"
"High School French In high school, I was in the French Club. All we would ever do is surrender to the German Club."
"This may sound like a rape joke if you ask me Oh wait you don't have to."