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Joke of the Day
"I tripped on a ""slippery when wet"" sign today. I was floored by the irony."
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"What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball? A hypochondriac"
"What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!"
"So this joke crossed the line in a group I tell ""Offensive Jokes"" to every week. Is it? Can you top it? NSFW / NSFL How do you titty fuck a 7 year old? *Snap her shoulders.*"
"I hate spelling errors You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined."
"Arguing with women is like getting arrested, anything you say can and will be used against you."
"riding that line between i wish i didn't have to eat to live and food is the only thing that comforts me"
"Feminists who get easily triggered... need to just man up."
"Three legged dog Did you hear about the three legged dog that walked into the bar looking for the man that shot his paw."
"I like my women the way I like my wine... 9 years old and locked in my cellar."