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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? 'Cause they are freaking good at it"
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"Why do Asains have small penises they don't like being 'rong'"
"What's the best part about being cremated? Finally achieving a smokin' hot body."
"1 Buy a racehorse 2 Hire a TMZ reporter as the jockey 3 Tell him a minor celebrities is drunk at the finish line 4 Win literally every race"
"Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward? A: They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."
"Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up."
"me: this cat is kissing me on the lips because it LOVES me cat: mother's lips taste perpetually of bacon"
"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... ... I said maybe..."
"10 people understand binary. Those who do, and those who dont."
"I wanted to turn my life around so I tried to stop memeing all the time... ...It made my life memeingless"